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Tom Cruise for President

Alternative to The Donald

By: - Dec 09, 2015

Tom Cruise for President

Monday Chinese
At Sushi House
Weekly gathering
Of artists and poets
Conversation turned
To current politics
Republican pratfalls
Ship of fools
Trump the ringmaster
Of the absurd
Grabbing media spotlight
Hey Donald
You of the jingoistic
Xenophobic screed
Bulldog face
Scrunched up in hate
Spewing invective
Belly of the beast
Comical comb over
You’re fired
Then what
Who moves up
Most likely nominee
Tom Cruise
Someone said
We laughed
Don’t you mean
Ted Cruz
Bad enough
Come to think of it
But not a
Scientologist
In the White House
Haven’t had this
Many laughs
Since Sarah Palin
Saw Russia
From her porch