Boogaloo Baby
By: Charles Giuliano - Jan 16, 2021
Boogaloo Baby
Cold winter day
Anywhere USA
Preferably rural
Hearty breakfast
Flapjacks and eggs
Side of sausage
He suited up
Donned cammies
Head to foot
Pulled on boots
Slipped a knife in
Ninja steel
Holster and gear
Loaded the Glock
One in the chamber
Backup ammo
In utility belt
Like Batman
Hollow heads
For max impact
Real bone busters
Mace and taser
Bear pepper spray
In your face
Hip hip hooray
Bulletproof vest
Helmet and goggles
Back pack with
Water and grenades
Couple of Molotovs
Bloody Hell
Food for days
Purple Haze
Grabbed AK47
Never leave home
Without it
Where you off to
Asked the wife
Grocery shopping
Need anything
Milk and bread
Fondly she said
Something for supper
Keep your cell phone on
Just in case
Watch out for
Them damn liberals
Up to no good
Hey honey stay safe
He kissed the kid
Paramilitary Junior
Armed to the teeth
Then stomped along
Soon long gone
Another day in the hood
Don't tread on me
Just wait and see
Thanks be to God